He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
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i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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