Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
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We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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