we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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