I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Randomize
