Buhtt sex?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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