I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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