P.S. I can't hear my feet
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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