This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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