I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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