we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I enjoy the company of your penis
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