Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
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Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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