i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
