Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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