Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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