She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
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How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
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would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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