69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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