i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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