come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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