I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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