Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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