Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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