So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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