i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
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Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
My orgasm happened in two different decades
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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