The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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