He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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