The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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