I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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