i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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