So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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