I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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