is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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