Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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