Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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