I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
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Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
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There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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