If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Randomize
