I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
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I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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