so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
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