Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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