did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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