I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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