Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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