Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Alive.
So much puke
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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