Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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