omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
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I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
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Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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