woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
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Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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