quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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