wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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