that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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