I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I'm at about main and main street
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
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