I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
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You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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