plz talk dirty to me
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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