if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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