I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
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do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
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Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
is that a dick in a sweater?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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