Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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