Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
