So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
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We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
We left the knife in your bed.
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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