Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
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Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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