Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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