So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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