the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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