man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
you win again, gameday.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I am naked and annoyed.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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